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This Dripping Blood Necklace is ideal for Pranks or Halloween Parties

I don’t know why someone would want to wear this necklace but if you are the ghoulish type into vampires and all the blood sucking, this dripping blood necklace may be the item for you. It’s the kind of thing that may inspire a real vampire to take a bite at your neck. Realistically speaking, this dripping blood ...

Lord of the Rings Custom Keycaps

Matt3o, a mechanical keyboard designer, has developed a pair of custom keycaps featuring the mythical Middle-earth languages Elvish and Dwarvish. With these keycaps, you can channel your inner Lord of the Rings aficionado and write in Elven script or Dwarven runes. The sets come in training versions which contain ...

Animal Paw Socks

Ever wondered what it would be like to have animal legs, with these animal paw socks you can have the look at least but not the feel. Made of 80% Polyester, 10% Cotton and 10% Spandex, they provide excellent comfort and elasticity on your feet. Features paws of various animals including dogs, cats, tigers, dinosaurs, ...

Motorcycle Beer Can Chicken Stand

This bad ass motorcycle beer can chicken stand makes a statement without uttering words. The next time you throw a backyard gathering with friends and family make sure you proudly display your roasted bird on one of these beer can chicken stands. They are perfect for BBQ's, backyard parties, and makes a great gift for ...

Alligator Toilet Paper Holder

Put an alligator in your bathroom with this alligator toilet paper holder. This whimsically realistic looking alligator would make a great addition to your children's or guest bathroom. It measures 10"x11"x21" in height. Suckstobebroke.com is a participant in the Amazon Associates Program, an affiliate program that ...

Nintendo Game Boy Watch

Have nostalgia for the 80's, relive the past with this iconic Nintendo Game Boy Watch. This officially licensed Nintendo watch features the original game boy as your timepiece. It comes with everything you remember on the original game boy handheld console. Suckstobebroke.com is a participant in the Amazon ...

Pokemon Power Bank Pikachu Charger

Recharge your devices with this cute Pokemon power bank. Simply plug your cable into the Pikachu's behind and recharge your smartphone. It weighs only 4 ounces and makes a cute little gift for the Pokemon enthusiast.

Got Head T-Shirt

The Got Head T-Shirt is a one of those funny gifts you can give to that special someone in your life that communicates exactly what's on your mind. It's a delightful phrase that excites and quickens the imagination of the receiver. Once the intentions are understood, it can't help but produce intense laughter and ...

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Naked Women Body Candle

Enjoy the beauty of the female form while lighting up and adding fragrance to your home with these naked women body candle. Made of 100% soy wax, these candles are sure to turn heads while setting the ambience in any room of your home. They are 4-inches in height and comes in a variety of alluring colors.

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Cheeseburger Wrapping Paper

Want to assemble your gifts to appear like a Cheeseburger? This Cheeseburger wrapping paper comes in a set of five different patterns of gift wrapping paper. That when stacked on top of each other resembles a cheeseburger complete with the two layers of bun, cheese, meat and lettuce. It makes a great gift wrapping ...

Stress Relieving Fidget Cube

If you are under a lot of stress working from home or on the job, the stress relieving fidget cube may be the cure. Fidget Dodecagon 12-sides fidget cube keeps your mind and fingers occupied and helps to reduce stress and anxiety. It prevents the mind from wandering off, allowing you to better focus at the task at ...

The Wine Condom Bottle Stopper

When you have the desire to open that next bottle of wine only to have a sip, consider using the wine condom bottle stopper. The wine condom is an ingenious bottle stopper designed to look like a condom that preserves the freshness of your wine. The wine condom was invented by a mother son duo, and was inspired by a ...

Inflatable Among Us Costume

If you have ever played the game "Among Us" then you may have noticed this amazing inflatable Among Us Costume. With a little sewing skills you can purchase this downloadable pattern and sew yourself one of these spacemen suits inspired by the spacemen in the game Among Us.

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Money Spliff

Roll up your narcotics with the exquisite money spliff. These faux money rolling papers styled to look like one hundred dollar bills is perfectly legal and can be used to roll up tobacco or any other illegal drug of your choice. They 100% vegan and the ink is organic and are designed to burn ultra-slow so you can ...

Inflatable Beer Pong Hat

Next time you throw your backyard party, add the inflatable beer pong hat which will turn your party into an exciting game that will mesmerize your guests. The hat can be worn by anyone and the objective of course is to get the ball into the cup inserted into the hat.

Life Size Mermaid Skeleton

Halloween is right around the corner and instead of the usual celebration you can go wild with this life size mermaid skeleton. Add this cool nautical haunted pirate ghost ship themed mermaid display to your spooky decor and watch heads turn in admiration. Measures over six feet in length with creepy human bones on ...

Vagina Lollypops

These vagina lollypops are not for the fainthearted they are meant to teach you a thing or two about how to lick a lollypop the correct way so you get it right in the sack. Made of plain milk, Belgian White or Dark Chocolate, they are succulent and delicious handmade treats shaped to appear like a vagina on sticks.

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Penis Weight Set

Don't just build your body during this quarantine, take aim at strengthening the muscles down under. The Penis weight set is a male extender/stretching system that strengthens the penile muscles which allows for stronger longer lasting erections. The official name for this device is the Glans Exerciser, its made to ...

Big Boob Illusion T-Shirt

Just writing about this feels weird but here we go. This Big Boob Illusion T-Shirt is for the flat chested among us and if you dare to appear a little larger, try this T-Shirt that provides a remarkable optical illusion to appear as though your chest is larger and that’s as far as I will go. The T-Shirt is made of ...

Black Toilet Paper – Same Paper Different Color

Try something different in your bathroom with this roll of Black Toilet Paper. Yes, you read that correctly, these rolls are black and perform the same function as the regular white toilet paper. It’s the ultimate accessory for your contemporary bathroom and would make a funky gift to friend or family member with ...

USB Rechargeable 99 Hours Max Timing Padlock

This is the USB rechargeable 99 hours max timing padlock that teaches you discipline and helps you to break habits. Whether you need a will power boost or to teach your child discipline, the 99 hours and 59 minutes time out padlock will buy you time away from the things that are destroying your life. If its your ...

This Chocolate Ammo is the Perfect Gift for the Gun Enthusiast!

These amazing chocolate ammo is the perfect gift the gun enthusiast in your life. Chocolate covered bullets, well not exactly, these edible milk chocolate bullets make the perfect stocking stuffer for the gun lover in your life. Each chocolate ammo cartridge can contains 20 chocolate covered bullets in a metal ammo ...

This UFO Raincoat is Completely Hands-Free!

This UFO raincoat is the latest in litany of modern designed raincoats that promises to keep you dry in the worst storms. While the design of this one may look rather ridiculous, it works nonetheless to channel rainwater away from your body to keep your lower extremities dry. With this UFO raincoat your hands are ...

This Annoying Sound Prankster Device Makes All Kinds of Annoying Noises!

The annoying sound prankster device is the perfect way to get back at that annoying co-worker or boss by torturing them with unbearable sounds. Settle scores with co-workers who are always making your life harder at work, your boss who is always bossing you around, that girlfriend that just broke up with you for your ...

The Beer Hiding Soda Can Sleeves Conceals Your Beer!

In some places its illegal to drink in public but with the Beer Hiding Soda Can Sleeves you can discreetly conceal your beer to look like a soda can and drink in peace where ever you wish. These reusable sleeves are made to the exact specifications of a beer can but printed with the Coca-Cola label to look like a ...

This Cat Butt Pencil Sharpener Meows as you Sharpen Your Pencil in its A**!

This is got to be the funniest butt product out there, the cat butt pencil sharpener that bellows “Meow” as you sharpen your pencil inserted in its butt. Sounds gross bordering on animal abuse but this is a funny little product that is guaranteed to brighten up any office environment with laughs and inspire ...

This Donald Trump Gold Coin is a Perfect Conversation Starter!

Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is the 45th president of the United States and this novelty gold coin is a conversation starter. It may even break up your family, ruin friendships and end relationships but at the end of the day, you have your gold coin which makes you richer than the haters. Kit includes, Gold ...

The Vampire Slayer Sword Gets You Prepared For The Coming Vampire Apocalypse!

When the vampire apocalypse strikes be prepared with the vampire slayer sword. Wielded by agent Bloodrayne in the Hollywood hit movie and video game, this sword will have you prepared to deal with any vampire or zombie eventuality. With an overall length of 27 inches and a comfortable arm strap and handle you will ...

Check out this Amazing 21,000 Piece World Record Domino Cube!

Who would take the time to painstakingly put together this 21,000 piece world record domino cube? Only someone who wants to break the record for the largest domino cube ever built. DominoJOJO set out to achieve that task and has succeeded in excellent fashion with this record-breaking masterpiece. Using over ...

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